Denigrate Bainn (D.B.) Thread

I believe our forum is trying to generate a steady flow of traffic but some of the recent posts in the main section may be offputting to new members.

Seeing as a couple of forumites are trying to make a career from denigrating me, I ASK that they post here to keep such things out of the main section.

Cheers.

Great idea........


Now please die in a grease fire you bastard

Overated wrote:Great idea........

Thank you, I thought so too.

Overated wrote:Now please die in a grease fire you bastard

Simply cannot oblige you Squire, I do not work in a "Fish & chip" shop or in a commercial kitchen, so the chances are quite slim.

I must remind you about punctuation, a "." is really needed at the end of a sentence.

was'nt denigrating you bainn! just a bit of fun bud.

(btw, i think u can get cream for it !)

scott wrote:was'nt denigrating you bainn! just a bit of fun bud.

(btw, i think u can get cream for it !)

Indeed, combined with the antibiotics, it tends to clear up after 3 months...

As Bainn pops his own head from inside his own anus Waking from his Yoga enduced meditation he has found a true understanding of pompusness and arrogance. He wakes and spends the morning correcting everyone he meets from shopkeepers to retarted children before returning to his messy house where he sits infront of SPS homepage on his laptop awash with intrepidation that he once again has had a great response from his closest cyberfriends the The SPS forum members. Taking his penis in his hand he begins to masterbate over his witty responses he has made to meaningless threads throughout the week. Harmony comes home and once again is denied sex as bainn has exhausted himself, pleasuring himself over his own genius. He wonders why she never complains and occasionally sighs over people not understanding him. The Answer to both questions are simple everyone is IN HARMONY WITH YOU>>>>
I AM YOUR RULER BAINN BOW TO ME MERE MORTAL.

(you invited this no offence intended)

Bravo, such a delight to see something so creative on the forum, I applaud you.

(Will let the spelling slide this time )

Offputting present members more like, looks like we got the Bainn virus. Ain't blondepoker lucky getting rid of it.

remember91 wrote:Offputting present members more like, looks like we got the Bainn virus. Ain't blondepoker lucky getting rid of it.

Mediocre attempt at humour and failure to provide prove of my "Apparent" dismissal from "Blondepoker" -

2.5/10

tripedd wrote:As Bainn pops his own head from inside his own anus Waking from his Yoga enduced meditation he has found a true understanding of pompusness and arrogance. He wakes and spends the morning correcting everyone he meets from shopkeepers to retarted children before returning to his messy house where he sits infront of SPS homepage on his laptop awash with intrepidation that he once again has had a great response from his closest cyberfriends the The SPS forum members. Taking his penis in his hand he begins to masterbate over his witty responses he has made to meaningless threads throughout the week. Harmony comes home and once again is denied sex as bainn has exhausted himself, pleasuring himself over his own genius. He wonders why she never complains and occasionally sighs over people not understanding him. The Answer to both questions are simple everyone is IN HARMONY WITH YOU>>>>
I AM YOUR RULER BAINN BOW TO ME MERE MORTAL.

(you invited this no offence intended)

Squire, someone has quoted your humourous post on another forum and is treating it as serious ! !

Bainn wrote:

tripedd wrote:As Bainn pops his own head from inside his own anus Waking from his Yoga enduced meditation he has found a true understanding of pompusness and arrogance. He wakes and spends the morning correcting everyone he meets from shopkeepers to retarted children before returning to his messy house where he sits infront of SPS homepage on his laptop awash with intrepidation that he once again has had a great response from his closest cyberfriends the The SPS forum members. Taking his penis in his hand he begins to masterbate over his witty responses he has made to meaningless threads throughout the week. Harmony comes home and once again is denied sex as bainn has exhausted himself, pleasuring himself over his own genius. He wonders why she never complains and occasionally sighs over people not understanding him. The Answer to both questions are simple everyone is IN HARMONY WITH YOU>>>>
I AM YOUR RULER BAINN BOW TO ME MERE MORTAL.

(you invited this no offence intended)

Squire, someone has quoted your humourous post on another forum and is treating it as serious ! !

now thats worth a lol.

"lol"

There was a young man called Bainn
Whose beard got wet in the rain
So he stayed at home,
on forums he'd roam,
to drive everyone on them insane!

I ty.

LuckyChuck wrote:There was a young man called Bainn
Whose beard got wet in the rain
So he stayed at home,
on forums he'd roam,
to drive everyone on them insane!

I ty.

LMAO

If 'one' (used very loosely for affect[sic]) gets up early in the morning to criticise others for their lack of, hmm, let's call it 'English style', then 'one' should make sure their own is 'correct' (again used loosely).

My good man, Bainn, I believe you missed out your comma of direct address!

Owned! As they say.

scott wrote:was'nt denigrating you bainn! just a bit of fun bud.

(btw, i think u can get cream for it !)

It's 'was'n't' LOL.

MADV wrote:

scott wrote:was'nt denigrating you bainn! just a bit of fun bud.

(btw, i think u can get cream for it !)

It's 'was'n't' LOL.

I think you'll find it's "wasn't".

MADV wrote:If 'one' (used very loosely for affect[sic]) gets up early in the morning to criticise others for their lack of, hmm, let's call it 'English style', then 'one' should make sure their own is 'correct' (again used loosely).

My good man, Bainn, I believe you missed out your comma of direct address!

Owned! As they say.

Despite the awful repition in your post, I am intrigued as to which comment you refer to ?

wildrick wrote:

MADV wrote:

scott wrote:was'nt denigrating you bainn! just a bit of fun bud.

(btw, i think u can get cream for it !)

It's 'was'n't' LOL.

I think you'll find it's "wasn't".

Damn, you got there first !

he he

Hmm this thread has got me thinking about my own spelling and grammar online and offline.

I try to be reasonable with it but i don't really give a toss if i'm wrong or mistype as long as i know it's understandable and has the odd paragraph so it doesn't hurt the old eyes to look at.

Why have i typed this anyway. What a waste of 2 mins. I reckon i really need some alcohol tonight.

CARNIVORE04 wrote:Hmm this thread has got me thinking about my own spelling and grammar online and offline.

I try to be reasonable with it but i don't really give a toss if i'm wrong or mistype as long as i know it's understandable and has the odd paragraph so it doesn't hurt the old eyes to look at.

Why have i typed this anyway. What a waste of 2 mins. I reckon i really need some alcohol tonight.

Admission of a problem is the first step to solving it.

Bravo Squire.

wildrick wrote:

MADV wrote:

scott wrote:was'nt denigrating you bainn! just a bit of fun bud.

(btw, i think u can get cream for it !)

It's 'was'n't' LOL.

I think you'll find it's "wasn't".

Honestly? Thanks, Rick!

Bainn wrote:[...]
Simply cannot oblige you Squire[...]

This one

I'm taking the 5th on my dual personality, however - I just hope nobody notices!

MADV wrote:

Bainn wrote:[...]
Simply cannot oblige you Squire[...]

This one

I'm taking the 5th on my dual personality, however - I just hope nobody notices!

Tis simple Squire, Overated stated I should die in a grease fire and I pointed out that I did not work in an environment where that was likely to happen.

Bainn wrote:

MADV wrote:

Bainn wrote:[...]
Simply cannot oblige you Squire[...]

This one

I'm taking the 5th on my dual personality, however - I just hope nobody notices!

Tis simple Squire, Overated stated I should die in a grease fire and I pointed out that I did not work in an environment where that was likely to happen.

I don't think he had a problem understanding what you were saying, just that you missed out a comma