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TalkSPORT guy> tourney will finish at 10pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
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Posted thas into the remaining tables, the players were all like wtf short stacks were going allin all over the place

>Disconnect all ins are not allowed in this game! Any disconnects will be treated as a fold by the player.
199467> TalkSPORT guy> tourney will finish at 10pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
> leo7442 wins 16,520 with a Full House, Fives full of Jacks
> bobc442 has left the tournament in 40th place
CALLIFUDARE> 2 mins more?
BAD_BEAT_U> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
poorken> your joking
BAD_BEAT_U> yes he is
CALLIFUDARE> am i right?
CALLIFUDARE> 2 mins
> CALLIFUDARE wins 24,234
> Tournament, 2010 €500 GTD Turbo Rebuy, starts in 10 minutes.
Click 3483142 for the tournament lobby.
> yoozer, you have 10 seconds to respond
> thebash wins 3,840
poorken> your get slagged off if you end this??????????????
> tom180, you have 10 seconds to respond
> leo7442, you have 10 seconds to respond
> jayallen wins 10,440
> yoozer wins 4,440
> leo7442, you have 10 seconds to respond
> jayallen wins 42,725 with Two Pair, Aces over Eights
> BAD_BEAT_U has left the tournament in 37th place
> stuarteyre, you have 10 seconds to respond
> thebash wins 10,420
> poorken wins 17,227
> tom180 wins 15,395
> The tournament is now at level 13. Blinds are now 350.00/700.00
> thebash wins 20,940 with Three of a Kind, Kings and kicker card Ace
> stuarteyre wins 12,930 with Two Pair, Kings over Eights
199467> TalkSPORT guy> Tourney will finish at 10:15pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
> tom180 has left the tournament in 34th place
poorken> p off
poorken> we play all this time?????**
> Tournament, WSOP Lottery 20 cent Super Satellite, registration closes in 2 minutes.
Click 3479624 for the tournament lobby.
> stuarteyre wins 12,660
yoozer> is that for real?
CALLIFUDARE> no
> thebash wins 23,740
jayallen> as if
[Observer]bigplumb> is it fk its some1 that went out winding u up
yoozer> thought as much
[Observer]bigplumb> gl m8
poorken> ban the idiot
poorken> ty
> jayallen wins 4,310 with Two Pair, Kings over Fours and kicker card Queen
CALLIFUDARE> nh
jayallen> ta
> thebash, you have 10 seconds to respond
> jayallen wins 34,054 with One Pair, Sixes
> poorken has left the tournament in 30th place
> SCANNA will be dealt in after the dealer button has passed
> leo7442 wins 15,712 with Two Pair, Kings over Jacks and kicker card Ace
> glennis319 has left the tournament in 29th place
> stuarteyre, you have 10 seconds to respond
> thebash wins 47,830 with a Straight, Ace high
CALLIFUDARE> decent flop
CALLIFUDARE>
> yoozer, you have 10 seconds to respond
> stuarteyre wins 4,480
[Observer]SPT---KONG> gl bombs
[Observer]SPT---KONG> just got a nice double up m8
BOMBERBROWN7> ta m8 u2
BOMBERBROWN7> vn
> yoozer wins 13,050
> Garethherb wins 9,730
> thebash, you have 10 seconds to respond
thebash has invoked extra time via their time bank and now has 64 seconds to act.
> leo7442 wins 32,383 with Two Pair, Tens over Eights
> The tournament is now at level 14. Blinds are now 400.00/800.00
> Garethherb wins 9,440
> leo7442, you have 10 seconds to respond
[Observer]SPT---KONG> haway the BOMBER
> stuarteyre wins 5,040
BOMBERBROWN7> not good
[Observer]SPT---KONG>
[Observer]emash1> thought tourny was to end at 10 15
> thebash wins 5,040
[Observer]SPT---KONG> 10.30 now
BOMBERBROWN7> 10.25 for me
> CALLIFUDARE wins 12,506 with Three of a Kind, Kings and kicker card Eight
[Observer]emash1> lol would not have gone all in at 10 13 if knew that
> yoozer wins 14,750
[Observer]SPT---KONG> lol
> jayallen wins 3,440
[Observer]emash1> had 35000went in with k 7 suited
[Observer]emash1> why did message say 10 15 was it a wind up
[Observer]SPT---KONG> yep
> leo7442 wins 29,663
[Observer]the-toker> yep an u not

199467> TalkSPORT guy> Tourney will finish at 10:15pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
valeire> manager
SPT---KONG> hahaha
valeire> never there when u want them
BOMBERBROWN7> fo knob heed
> dbonline wins 4,060
SPT---KONG> hope its right lmfaooooo
> Tournament, WSOP Lottery 20 cent Super Satellite, registration closes in 2 minutes.
Click 3479624 for the tournament lobby.
> hibbegtheg wins 33,430 with Three of a Kind, Aces
> virgogirl021 has left the tournament in 33rd place
SPT---KONG> loooooooooooool
SPT---KONG> bye go finish the pots now
valeire> doubt it
BOMBERBROWN7> still got 3x my chips pmsl
> freddyg733, you have 10 seconds to respond
SPT---KONG> still got x3 ov yrs bomber
> freddyg733 did not act in time and was folded
> TheClash22 wins 1,540
> MarkyDeCard, you have 10 seconds to respond
SPT---KONG> hello virgo >>>?????
> valeire wins 3,710
SPT---KONG> well girl?
SPT---KONG> out 2 say?
SPT---KONG> i have
BOMBERBROWN7> byeeeeeee
> MarkyDeCard wins 1,610
SPT---KONG> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SPT---KONG> GL
BOMBERBROWN7> ta
> MarkyDeCard, you have 10 seconds to respond
> BOMBERBROWN7 wins 3,710
> dbonline wins 4,060
> MarkyDeCard wins 3,850
> freddyg733 wins 14,000 with One Pair, Fours
> MarkyDeCard, you have 10 seconds to respond
> MarkyDeCard did not act in time and was folded
> SPT---KONG wins 94,681 with Three of a Kind, Queens
SPT---KONG> ul
> dbonline wins 5,180
valeire> vn
SPT---KONG> ty val
> blueboyefc wins 41,815.50 with a Flush, Hearts
> MarkyDeCard, you have 10 seconds to respond
> dbonline, you have 10 seconds to respond
valeire> is the pokerschool final online?
> TheClash22 wins 5,224.50 with One Pair, Fives and kicker card King
> MarkyDeCard has left the tournament in 26th place
SPT---KONG> yea think so
valeire> ty
SPT---KONG> only 30 in it so far
valeire> when is it?
> THE_MUSIK wins 13,510
> The tournament is now at level 14. Blinds are now 400.00/800.00
[Observer]BOMBERBROWN7> KONG u de man
> dbonline wins 4,640
SPT---KONG> 22days 20hours 42mins
valeire> hes cruising this
valeire> k ty
> freddyg733 wins 1,840
SPT---KONG> lol ta m8
> dbonline wins 16,240
> dbonline, you have 10 seconds to respond
> SPT---KONG wins 105,271
> TheClash22 wins 10,827.25
> TheClash22 wins 15,787.25
199467> TalkSPORT guy> winning players will have to answer 10 trivia questions on TalkSPORT to qualify for the main event.
> SPT---KONG wins 1,840
THE_MUSIK> go away
valeire> lol
SPT---KONG> giz a tester question then?
freddyg733> sure
THE_MUSIK> 199467 go away
> TheClash22 wins 17,467.25
[Observer]BLUE1969> talksport?talkchite more like
[Observer]BLUE1969> gl val
SPT---KONG> lol harry
valeire> ty lov need it
[Observer]BLUE1969> gl spt
[Observer]BOMBERBROWN7> oi oi harry
199467> TalkSPORT guy> Tourney will finish at 10:30pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
SPT---KONG> ta m8
[Observer]BLUE1969> lo dave
freddyg733> whats always taken to wembley but bever used??
> hibbegtheg, you have 10 seconds to respond
freddyg733> never
[Observer]BLUE1969> whos the *in muppet?
valeire> dunno
valeire> loads went allin when he first said it lol
> freddyg733 wins 4,640 with Two Pair, Tens over Threes and kicker card Jack
SPT---KONG> bet its cammykid lol
> TheClash22 wins 4,240
freddyg733> Whats always taken to Wembley but never used????????
[Observer]BLUE1969> no idea
freddyg733> The losers ribbons
[Observer]BLUE1969> vg
> freddyg733 wins 5,440
[Observer]BLUE1969> now pipedown an concentrate
valeire> lol
freddyg733> ok - shakin the bush boss
[Observer]BLUE1969> good lad
[Observer]BLUE1969> dont pizz on

GlasgowAlex wrote:TalkSPORT guy> tourney will finish at 10pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
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Posted thas into the remaining tables, the players were all like wtf short stacks were going allin all over the place

The Bastards gave me a chat ban, no fkn sense of humor

GlasgowAlex wrote:

GlasgowAlex wrote:TalkSPORT guy> tourney will finish at 10pm. The top ten players will be entered into the main event.
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Posted thas into the remaining tables, the players were all like wtf short stacks were going allin all over the place

The Bastards gave me a chat ban, no fkn sense of humor