unexpected visitors

An auntie of mine decided to visit out of the blue from scotland. Literally walked up to the back door with her suitcase. Like wtf ? Now its nice to have family visit n stuff but when it comes at the cost of ur bed its pretty annoying.

So i have been on the sofa for a night and in truth it wasnt too bad but i have to work tomorrow and fancy a proper nights sleep for that. Why do we give up our beds for guests anyway ? shouldnt they have to sleep on the sofa or the floor especially when they come unannounced.

Wosre still no idea when she leaving so should i ask her when she is off or just hope its soon ? How would i put it with out sounding like im looking rid of her ?

id say.." auntie u know the score...i love u and all that,but seriously..u either fk off home 2nite or kip on the couch as i got work 2morro and need a kip.u got 1 of 2 options,take yr pick and stick to it,u hav 30 seconds to comply" but seriously wtf do iknow

SOX wrote:id say.." auntie u know the score...i love u and all that,but seriously..u either fk off home 2nite or kip on the couch as i got work 2morro and need a kip.u got 1 of 2 options,take yr pick and stick to it,u hav 30 seconds to comply" but seriously wtf do iknow

Firm but fair id say

lol how close are you to auntie? When was the last time u saw her before this?

I havent seen any of my aunts in ages, I'd be in shock if one turned up on the doorstep, tho i cant see it happening, my family just doesnt do random stuff!

SOX wrote:id say.." auntie u know the score...i love u and all that,but seriously..u either fk off home 2nite or kip on the couch as i got work 2morro and need a kip.u got 1 of 2 options,take yr pick and stick to it,u hav 30 seconds to comply" but seriously wtf do iknow

i like the "30 seconds to comply" business

Ring some other realtive, cry down the phone and tell em ya cant cope, then pass her the phone, if they are a good family member they will take her off ya hands!

If not....send her onto the streets, she'll soon be running back to the highlands for cover.

SAY TO YOUR MA OR DA HEY ITS YOUR SISTER GIE HER YOUR BED

ok got a plan for you,
invite 20-30 of ur mates round at midnight, all wear white sheets and sacrafice a lamb in ur garden round a big bonfire whilst humming some inaudible chant. if that doesnt work


leave ur laptop open, with this thread on show, she'll soon get the hint

Well i just blurted it out and asked "so how long you over for? " the answer "wednesday or thursday maybe". Near choked on ma coffee. This was my reaction.



Fuck my luck right now.

Note to self : go get some white sheets and 20 mates.

Woooohoooo she gone. Cant wait to get into my pit tonight. Gonna own that nest, every little corner

put a lock on ur door, next time a relative unexpectingly arrives lose the feckin key, dont forget leave ur window open