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    Post  ToiletBrush Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:13 am

    My job is so fúcking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fúcking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fúcking dog to work. Every fúcking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fúcking day.

    Anyway, I drive these fúcktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shít.
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    Post  wildrick Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:20 am

    to be fair...

    that was fcking funny.

    good job
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    Post  hoppy Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:05 pm

    What do you all actually do sounds like a messed up bunch.

    next time your pissed off with them drop the fit one off at my house. the dog can have her after that.
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    Post  CARNIVORE04 Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:26 pm

    Is your van called the mystery machine ?
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    Post  geminis Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:58 pm

    cheers to be fair I found that funny! bounce
    Any chance u got any jobs going?
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    Post  Bubster Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:26 am

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

    Just wait till the stoner gets a puppy as well, things get realllllly annoying then....
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    Post  wildrick Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:30 am

    ToiletBrush wrote:
    Anyway, I drive these fúcktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shít.

    I'm still laughing at this, and that last line is just comedy genius
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    Post  khenny Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:34 am

    Like it centurion, nice one.
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    Post  Marky147 Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:47 am

    Fucktards FTW IMO!

    Quality gissa job pls Very Happy
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    Post  Rivher Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:50 am

    I come here expecting a serious poker discussion and someone is posting a quite ridiculous story!

    Is it a transit van? 🐰
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    Post  Bainn Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:47 am

    Amusing, but I was expecting some "Hoover" or "Dyson" humour.

    Oh well.

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