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    Post  Bubster Thu May 20, 2010 4:40 am

    Got to be one of those ones that makes you groan, but makes you laugh too, I'll start us off...


    The Bacon Tree. . . .


    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
    down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
    up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

    "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

    "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


    Ees


    Ees


    Ees



    Ees a ham bush...."
    wildrick
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    Post  wildrick Thu May 20, 2010 6:30 pm

    lol! owned
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    Post  MADV Thu May 20, 2010 6:38 pm

    LOL! Heard it before but still a cracker. Very Happy
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    Post  wildrick Thu May 20, 2010 7:05 pm

    How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Spoiler:
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    Post  khenny Fri May 21, 2010 1:31 am

    Went to the casino the other night but got thrown out and called digusting.

    Why the hell do they call it the craps table then?

    scratch

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