ITS A JOKE

two bulls in a field, young one says....lets run down there and s**g one of them cows, old one says....lets WALK down there and s**g them ALL.

Your joke is not funny m8
My father died of asbestos poisoning
it took 3 weeks to burn the bastard

a horse walks into a pub, barman says........why the long face

chappy1 wrote:a horse walks into a pub, barman says........why the long face

two fish in a tank, one says to other.....hope you know how to drive this

ladbrokes........what a joke

Two snow men in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrot's?"

A bear walks into a bar. Says to the Barman "I'll have a pint of lager and, ermmmmm" - .....thinks for a bit..... - "hmmmmmm,..... a bag of salt and vinegar crisps".

Barman says "So, why the big pause?"

A white Horse walks into a bar and orders a pint.

The cheery barman says - "That's funny, we have a whisky named after you."

The Horse, after a long sip of his mild replies - "What, Fred ??"

ooo is it xmas cracker joke time already?

whats big, green, has 6 legs, and hurts if it falls out of a tree onto your head?

Spoiler:

why did the turkey cross the road............prove he not a chicken

Hey Steve you Cumbrians are a funny lot.
Got chucked out a pub in Workington today just cause I put a record on the jukebox!
I thought everyone liked Simon and Garfunkle's classic 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters'

a joke to cheer you all up...........3 men die on xmas eve.To get into heaven St Peter says' you must have something on you that represents christmas' the englishman flicks on his lighter and says 'its a candle' St Peter lets him pass. The welshman pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says 'they're sleigh bells' St Peter lets him pass. The irish man pulls out a bra and a g string. St Peter say 'how the fck do they represent christmas?' paddy says 'they're carols'!!

man driving down a narrow road.Women driving up the same street.man winds down window and shouts ''FCKING FAT COW WATCH OUT'' women yells back ''FCK OFF U BALD TWAT.'' women then drives round the corner,crashes into a huge cow and dies. If only women would FCKING LISTEN.