Slow night

Due to the fact he was rushing to the tournament, the chap in the small blind is incredibly hungry. However, fancying something more substantial than a sandwich he asks the chap to his left if he knew of a decent place to eat during the break.

"No problem" he says "I was nipping to a restaurant too, just follow me."

Surely a case of the blind leading the blind ?

very witty m8, but will be lost on most ppl i think

not cos they dont understand it just cos they can't be bothered to understand it.

fluffb wrote:very witty m8, but will be lost on most ppl i think

not cos they dont understand it just cos they can't be bothered to understand it.

Indeed, something I am all too familiar with.

Even God loves a good joke, just look at the Platypus.

GOD? some ppl might not agree.

just ask EVO397bhp lution.

fluffb wrote:GOD? some ppl might not agree.

just ask EVO397bhp lution.

Which suggests the question -

Why would God create an entity whose destiny was to disprove the existence of said omnipotent deity ?

"Water" and "Waves" use exactly the same keystrokes on my mobile.

Bainn wrote:

fluffb wrote:GOD? some ppl might not agree.

just ask EVO397bhp lution.

Which suggests the question -

Why would God create an entity whose destiny was to disprove the existence of said omnipotent deity ?

exatally m8

which only goes to prove he dont exist

ouch, that one hurt a bit

Bainn wrote:"Water" and "Waves" use exactly the same keystrokes on my mobile.

I like the fact that shot, pint, and riot all use the same

"Lips" and "Kiss" use the same keys.

wildrick wrote:ouch, that one hurt a bit

dont always take big words to make a statement

fluffb wrote:

wildrick wrote:ouch, that one hurt a bit

dont always take big words to make a statement

Very true, take these 3 words for example -

"I love you."

fluffb wrote:

wildrick wrote:ouch, that one hurt a bit

dont always take big words to make a statement

not sure what you mean... but my original "ouch" statement was referring to Bainns "blinds" joke, just in case you misinterpreted it.

wildrick wrote:

fluffb wrote:

wildrick wrote:ouch, that one hurt a bit

dont always take big words to make a statement

not sure what you mean... but my original "ouch" statement was referring to Bainns "blinds" joke, just in case you misinterpreted it.

Charming I must say !

If the forum ever wanted a theme tune, do think "Blur" could do it and call it -

"Shark Life"

? ?

Bainn wrote:

fluffb wrote:

wildrick wrote:ouch, that one hurt a bit

dont always take big words to make a statement

Very true, take these 3 words for example -

"I love you."

Who was this directed to...Overrated?

Bainn wrote:If the forum ever wanted a theme tune, do think "Blur" could do it and call it -

"Shark Life"

? ?

With the Muffa-a-doodle-doo's on here i think
"Cry me a river" would be more apt!

Discord wrote:

Bainn wrote:

fluffb wrote:

wildrick wrote:ouch, that one hurt a bit

dont always take big words to make a statement

Very true, take these 3 words for example -

"I love you."

Who was this directed to...Overrated?

Sweet baby Jesus riding a bicycle and playing the bugle, NO !