Home grown tomatoes

CARNIVORE04 Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:16 am

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Home grown tomatoes

CARNIVORE04 Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:16 am

I got these as a gift from one of my customers today but, as nice a gesture as it was, WTF am i going to do with them. I mean does he think i'm gonna eat them and trust that he has not poisoned them ?

Worse still it's the little fella's that are pretty much gone with one bite.

What happened to the good old cash tip or even something with a cellophane wrapper that i know isn't gonna poison me.

Or am i just grumpy today because buisness i slow ?

**wildrick** Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:09 pm

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Re: Home grown tomatoes

wildrick Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:09 pm

ok, recipe for cherry tomatoes to suit non cooking grumpy person....

you will need...

cherry tomatoes
dash of tabasco
dash worcestershire sauce
couple of shots of vodka

Mix last 3 ingredients.

Suck a bit of juice out of tomatoe with syringe. discard. Suck a bit of vodka mix, and squirt into cherry tomato.

Repeat until run out of cherry tomatoes or patience.

Eat with drinks.

**Bainn** Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm

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Re: Home grown tomatoes

Bainn Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm

CARNIVORE04 wrote:What happened to the good old cash tip or even something with a cellophane wrapper that i know isn't gonna poison me.

Christ, what level of service do you provide if you have to fear being poisoned ? ! ? ! ! ?

Shocked

fluffb Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:12 pm

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hard to beat this

fluffb Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:12 pm

cheese and tomato in a fresh crusty roll.

but because of ur name and wot u do ill let u put some of ur finest ham in it Wink

or maybe u could open up a side buisness selling fruit and veg, this could help ur slow day. but u wd have to change ur name to 'veggie09'

lee200 Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:43 am

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Re: Home grown tomatoes

lee200 Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:43 am

Bainn wrote:

Christ, what level of service do you provide if you have to fear being poisoned ? ! ? ! ! ?

lol, I reckon he's an MP

CARNIVORE04 Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:07 pm

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Re: Home grown tomatoes

CARNIVORE04 Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:07 pm

wildrick wrote:ok, recipe for cherry tomatoes to suit non cooking grumpy person....

you will need...

cherry tomatoes
dash of tabasco
dash worcestershire sauce
couple of shots of vodka

Mix last 3 ingredients.

Suck a bit of juice out of tomatoe with syringe. discard. Suck a bit of vodka mix, and squirt into cherry tomato.

Repeat until run out of cherry tomatoes or patience.

Eat with drinks.

Vodka brings out bad cop !!! but i like the introduction of alcohol to the recipe. can it be done with anything else ?

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