Pervy WWYD?

Heres the scenario:
You have won a dream ticket to a holdem tournament with a difference.
You have reached the final table with seven players left.
Prize for winning the tournament is £10000000 (10 million)and a week of drug fuelled sex with these three players at your table Kylie Minogue, beyonce and cheryl cole.



More below...











If you dont win the tournament your forfeit: You will be a sex slave for a week to these bad boys sitting at your table:



For the dudes who are not interested in a week with the ladies you can exchange that part of the prize for another £1000000

Ladies can be changes to any others to suit your preference.

WWYD?
Play or leave with your bus fare home.
dont forget to complete the poll

Rules:
No chopping
No collaboration
Hands will be dealt within a few days

simples,

do a chop

fk the money,do the birds and sell my story to the sun

ok seen as u changed the rules

walk in with an uzi 9 mm and blow the s*** out of every bloke in the room, change the game to strip poker, and become a shiek marry them all, and live the rest of my life happily ever after on a yacht with my new found wives.

geordieneil wrote:ok seen as u changed the rules

walk in with an uzi 9 mm and blow the s*** out of every bloke in the room, change the game to strip poker, and become a shiek marry them all, and live the rest of my life happily ever after on a yacht with my new found wives.

Not allowed.
I tink your scared.
Would it help if Gary Glitter had a short stack?

look m8, i'm not homophobic, i'm just terrified of a c*** up the a**e.

geordieneil wrote:look m8, i'm not homophobic, i'm just terrified of a c*** up the a**e.

So its bye bye ladies and £10 million?
Bus fare home?

Easy, I'd play the game. For a 1/7 chance at 10 million and those 2 lovely ladies (Cheryl Cole can take a running leap) then I'd risk taking it up the Gary Glitter!

MADV wrote:Easy, I'd play the game. For a 1/7 chance at 10 million and those 2 lovely ladies (Cheryl Cole can take a running leap) then I'd risk taking it up the Gary Glitter!

nooooooooo, there's no amount of money ever gonna turn my exit hole into an entry hole. (think ur too old for mr glitter)

and fook me vlad u best get them specs checked out if u don't think wor chezza is fit as feck....each to their own i suppose.